Monday, March 30, 2026

英語の格言  Engiish Sayings

 日本人の着ているセーター、Tシャツ、スポーツウエアなどに英語が書いてある。英語教師であったので、どうしても英語に目が行く。ところが、英語の文は一部しか見えない。鞄を掛けていたり、手に荷物を持っていたり、皺が寄っていたりするからだ。そんな時は、頭を使う。

このところ、三回ぐらい英語に遭遇した。

1. There is alw****ehind the cloud.

  これは有名であるから、すぐに分かった。

 There is always light behind the cloud.

2.**** precedes success.

     分からないので、ChatGDPに訊いた。答えは

   Hard work precedes success.

   Failure often precedes success.

3. Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.

    これは店頭に積まれていたTシャツの胸に書いてあった。いい台詞だ。


English Sayings

English Sayings

I often notice English words printed on sweaters, T‑shirts, and sportswear that Japanese people wear. Since I used to be an English teacher, my eyes are naturally drawn to them. The problem is that I can usually see only part of the set phrase—because a bag is hanging over it, they’re holding something in their hands, or the fabric is wrinkled. At times like that, I have to use my brain.

Recently, I’ve come across English three times.

  1. There is alw****ehind the cloud.
    This one was famous, so I figured it out right away:
    There is always light behind the cloud.
  2. **** precedes success.
    I couldn’t tell, so I asked ChatGPT. The answers were:
    Hard work precedes success.
    Failure often precedes success.
  3. Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.
    This was printed on the chest of a T‑shirt stacked at a store. A good line, I thought.


Monday, March 23, 2026

Chat GPTに頼るべからず Never Rely on ChatGPT.

 Chat GPTに頼るべからず

確定申告書を作成して、印刷したら両面印刷になっていた。印刷設定を変えていないのに。「おかしい。今年から紙の節約で国税庁は両面刷りに変えたのか」と思い、Chat GPTに尋ねたら、なんと「最近は確定申告書は両面刷りです。第一票と第二票が揃っておれば問題ないです」と応えた。「じゃあ」と安心して、両面刷りの確定申告書を税務署に提出した。

翌日、別の文書を印刷したら両面刷りであった。「これはおかしい」と、税務署に電話したら「片面印刷で出して欲しい。……もう提出したのですか? なら、それでいいです」と言われた。

これが確定申告で良かった。もっと重大なことなら大惨事だ。


Never rely on ChatGPT.

I prepared my tax return and printed it out, only to find it had come out double‑sided. I hadn’t changed any print settings.
“That’s strange. Maybe the National Tax Agency switched to double‑sided printing this year to save paper,” I thought. So I asked ChatGPT, and it confidently replied, “Yes, tax returns are printed double‑sided nowadays. As long as Form 1 and Form 2 are both included, there’s no problem.”

Reassured, I submitted my double‑sided tax return to the tax office.

The next day, I printed a completely different document—and it also came out double‑sided.
“Now this is odd,” I thought, and called the tax office. They told me, “Please submit it single‑sided. …You already turned it in? Well, then it’s fine as is.”

Thank goodness this was only a tax return. If it had been something more serious, it could’ve been a disaster.